God of Bunnies, Flowers and Miscellaneous Soft Pillows

The God of Bunnies, Flowers and Miscellaneous Soft Pillows is a deity belonging to the Urgal Pantheon. He got kicked out for not being malevolent enough, but was taken back in when he decided to attack non-believers with his bunnies on the Dwarven Goddess of Rivers' advice. They seem to be good friends. He kills many people and doesn't seem averse to killing off even his bunnies on occasion--he does so casually when they strike. When he realized that nobody was worshipping him, he consumed large amounts of Diet Coke, which he has an allergic reaction to, giving him a swollen head. He uses this to his advantage, gaining worshippers who call him the Goddess of Radishes. When he returns to normal, he allows the Doom God to take this title, since he has trouble getting followers as well.

When he bought a new, more dignified outfit, he decided to change other aspects of himself. He decided to switch bunnies with undines, flowers with blossoms, and pillows with mattresses, and instead of being called 'God', he wanted to be called 'Diety'. The new acronym humorously turned out to spell DUMB. The God of Turtles attempted to point this out to him, but he didn't seem to understand. Later, he discovered that he didn't like being 'DUMB' any longer, and switched back.